Me: So, what did you have for lunch today?
Me: What?? (as I clean my ears out)
Jon: BBQ Eel.
Me: Really? Did you like it?
Jon: Yeah, it was actually pretty good.
Me: Wow! Did it taste like…fish?
Jon: No. It tastes kind of like chicken, but better.
(Thinking to myself: I can’t believe he tried THAT and won’t touch my cooking….and at the same time wondering how many American kids can say they had BBQ Eel for their school lunch?!)